We Argue Like Old People Skeleton Tee
Because some love stories are written in bickering.
You finish each other's sentences. You also finish each other's patience. You argue about the thermostat, the remote, the right way to load the dishwasher β and somehow, it's the most comfortable thing in the world. This tee is for the couples who argue like old people and wouldn't have it any other way.
Why you'll love it:
- Soft, premium 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton β high-quality, super comfy, and eco-friendly
- Unisex regular fit β great for all body types
- Fun illustrated skeleton graphic that says everything without saying a word
- GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard) certified organic cotton β better for you and the planet π±
Perfect for: The couple that has been together long enough to have assigned seats on the couch, a preferred side of the bed, and at least three ongoing debates with no resolution in sight. π
Makes a hilarious gift for anniversaries, Valentine's Day, birthdays, or just a random Tuesday when you want to make them laugh.
Product Details:
- 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight: 4.6 oz./yd.Β² (155 g/mΒ²)
- Unisex regular fit with set-in sleeves
- Double-needle topstitch on sleeves and bottom hems
- Certified under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron directly on design.
- Do not dry clean.
Size Guide (Inches)
| LENGTH (in) | WIDTH (in) | SLEEVE LENGTH (in) | |
| S | 28 | 18 β | 8 ΒΌ |
| M | 29 β | 20 Β½ | 8 Β½ |
| L | 29 β | 22 | 8 β |
| XL | 31 β | 24 | 8 β |
| 2XL | 32 β | 26 | 9 |
How to Measure:
Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.
- A) Body length β Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.
- B) Chest width β Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.
- C) Sleeve length β Place one end of the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve, then pull the tape down until you reach the hem of the sleeve.
Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).