Bed Real Estate Tee
Vintage White / S
$28.99
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Bed Real Estate Tee
$28.99
Because every couple knows the truth: the bed is not divided equally.
The Bed Real Estate Tee is the tee that says what everyone's thinking but no one's admitting. Featuring a nightly-disputed floor plan. Terms subject to change. Nightly.
The perfect gift for couples, newlyweds, or anyone who's ever woken up clinging to the edge of the mattress.
Why you'll love it:
- 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, and guilt-free
- Fabric weight: 4.6 oz./yd.² (155 g/m²)
- Regular unisex fit
- Set-in sleeves with double-needle topstitch on sleeves and bottom hems
- Global Organic Textile Standard (GOTS) and Organic Content Standard (OCS) certified organic cotton
- Printed and fulfilled on demand — made just for you
Size Guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 ⅞ | 8 ¼ |
| M | 29 ⅛ | 20 ½ | 8 ½ |
| L | 29 ⅞ | 22 | 8 ⅝ |
| XL | 31 ⅛ | 24 | 8 ⅞ |
| 2XL | 32 ⅛ | 26 | 9 |
How to Measure:
Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.
- A) Body length — Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.
- B) Chest width — Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.
- C) Sleeve length — Place one end of the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve, then pull the tape down until you reach the hem of the sleeve.
Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron directly on design.
- Do not dry clean.
Wear it proudly — because everyone already knows whose side of the bed is whose. Pair it with jeans, sweats, or whatever you grabbed before your partner took that side too.