Bed Real Estate Tee
Vintage White / S
$28.99
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Bed Real Estate Tee
$28.99
Because every couple knows the truth: the bed is not divided equally.
The Bed Real Estate Tee is the tee that says what everyone's thinking but no one's admitting. Featuring a nightly-disputed floor plan. Terms subject to change. Nightly.
The perfect gift for couples, newlyweds, or anyone who's ever woken up clinging to the edge of the mattress.
Why you'll love it:
- 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, and guilt-free
- Fabric weight: 4.6 oz./yd.² (155 g/m²)
- Regular unisex fit
- Set-in sleeves with double-needle topstitch on sleeves and bottom hems
- Global Organic Textile Standard (GOTS) and Organic Content Standard (OCS) certified organic cotton
- Printed and fulfilled on demand — made just for you
Size Guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 26 ¾–29 ⅛ | 8 ¼ |
| M | 29 ⅛ | 29 ⅞–32 ¼ | 8 ½ |
| L | 29 ⅞ | 33 ⅛–35 ⅜ | 8 ⅝ |
| XL | 31 ⅛ | 36 ¼–38 ⅝ | 8 ⅞ |
| 2XL | 32 ⅛ | 39 ⅜–41 ¾ | 9 |
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly on design.
Wear it proudly — because everyone already knows whose side of the bed is whose. Pair it with jeans, sweats, or whatever you grabbed before your partner took that side too.