Packing Report Tee
Vintage White / S
$28.99
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Packing Report Tee
$28.99
Because we all know the suitcase doesn't lie.
The Packing Report Tee presents the data you already knew but refused to acknowledge: Shoes 60%. Just In Case Outfits 30%. Actual Necessities 10%. Officially analyzed. Scientifically accurate. Luggage fees not included. Obviously.
The perfect tee for every overpacker, frequent flyer, or anyone who's ever paid extra baggage fees for shoes they never wore.
Why you'll love it:
- 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, and guilt-free
- Fabric weight: 4.6 oz./yd.² (155 g/m²)
- Regular unisex fit
- Set-in sleeves with double-needle topstitch on sleeves and bottom hems
- Global Organic Textile Standard (GOTS) and Organic Content Standard (OCS) certified organic cotton
- Printed and fulfilled on demand — made just for you
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly on design.
Wear it to the airport and watch every overpacker within a 10-foot radius nod in silent solidarity.
Size Guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 26 ¾–29 ⅛ | 8 ¼ |
| M | 29 ⅛ | 29 ⅞–32 ¼ | 8 ½ |
| L | 29 ⅞ | 33 ⅛–35 ⅜ | 8 ⅝ |
| XL | 31 ⅛ | 36 ¼–38 ⅝ | 8 ⅞ |
| 2XL | 32 ⅛ | 39 ⅜–41 ¾ | 9 |