Relationship Tactics: The Thermostat Wars Tee
Desert Dust / S
$29.99
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Relationship Tactics: The Thermostat Wars Tee
$29.99
68°. The number that started it all.
The Relationship Tactics: The Thermostat Wars Tee documents one of the most ancient and unresolved conflicts in relationship history. Two hands. One thermostat. Never agreed upon.
If you've ever turned it up when no one was looking — or turned it down for the same reason — this tee was made for you.
Why you'll love it:
- 100% organic ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, and guilt-free
- Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
- Medium unisex fit
- Set-in sleeves with wide double-needle topstitch on sleeves and bottom hems
- Global Organic Textile Standard (GOTS) and Organic Content Standard (OCS) certified organic cotton
- OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
- Printed and fulfilled on demand — made just for you
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry low or hang-dry for longest life
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron on print.
- Do not dry clean.
Size Guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 ⅛ | 19 ½ | 8 ⅞ |
| M | 28 ¾ | 21 | 9 ½ |
| L | 29 ½ | 22 ¼ | 9 ⅝ |
| XL | 30 ¼ | 23 ⅜ | 9 ⅞ |
| 2XL | 31 ⅛ | 25 | 10 |
⚠️ Sizes run small for US customers — we recommend sizing up.
How to Measure:
Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.
- A) Body length — Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.
- B) Chest width — Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.
- C) Sleeve length — Place one end of the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve, then pull the tape down until you reach the hem of the sleeve.
Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
Wear it as a warning. Wear it as a confession. Either way, they already know.