Pizza Order Protocol Tee

Because asking was never going to work anyway.

The Pizza Order Protocol Tee is for every parent who politely asked the kids what they wanted, got met with silence and shrugged shoulders, and ordered pepperoni anyway. No regrets. Crafted from premium organic cotton, this tee is as dependable as your go-to order.

Why you'll love it:

• "Pizza Order Protocol" graphic perfect for every mom and dad who's been there
• Premium organic cotton — soft enough for all-day wear, strong enough for everything you do
• Classic unisex regular fit that's comfortable and flattering
• Perfect for family nights, pizza runs, and every parent who just knows
• A fun conversation starter with every parent who gets it
• Makes the perfect gift for birthdays, holidays, or just because

Size Chart (Inches)

How to Measure:

Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

• A) Body length — Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.
• B) Chest width — Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.
• C) Sleeve length — Place one end of the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve, then pull the tape down until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

The Details:

• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.6 oz./yd.² (155 g/m²)
• Unisex regular fit with set-in sleeves
• Double-needle topstitch on sleeves and bottom hems
• Certified under the Global Organic Textile Standard (GOTS) and the Organic Content Standard (OCS)
  

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors
• Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
• Tumble dry low or hang-dry for longest life
• Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron directly on design.
• Do not dry clean.

For the parents who just know — this one's for you. Order the pepperoni. You've earned it. 🍕