{"product_id":"pizza-order-protocol-tee","title":"Pizza Order Protocol Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eBecause asking was never going to work anyway.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Pizza Order Protocol Tee is for every parent who politely asked the kids what they wanted, got met with silence and shrugged shoulders, and ordered pepperoni anyway. No regrets. Crafted from premium organic cotton, this tee is as dependable as your go-to order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy you'll love it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Pizza Order Protocol\" graphic perfect for every mom and dad who's been there\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium organic cotton — soft enough for all-day wear, strong enough for everything you do\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic unisex regular fit that's comfortable and flattering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for family nights, pizza runs, and every parent who just knows\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA fun conversation starter with every parent who gets it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMakes the perfect gift for birthdays, holidays, or just because\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize Chart (Inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eLength (in)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eWidth (in)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSleeve Length (in)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"pf-p-12 pf-text-gray-900\"\u003e18 ⅞\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e8 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29 ⅛\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"pf-p-12 pf-text-gray-900\"\u003e20 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e8 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29 ⅞\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e8 ⅝\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31 ⅛\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e8 ⅞\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to Measure:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eMeasure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA) Body length\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eB) Chest width\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eC) Sleeve length\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— Place one end of the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve, then pull the tape down until you reach the hem of the sleeve.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eProduct measurements may vary by up to 2\" (5 cm).\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% organic combed ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric weight: 4.6 oz.\/yd.² (155 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex regular fit with set-in sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle topstitch on sleeves and bottom hems\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCertified under the Global Organic Textile Standard (GOTS) and the Organic Content Standard (OCS)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse non-chlorine bleach only when necessary. No fabric softeners.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTumble dry low or hang-dry for longest life\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron directly on design.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eFor the parents who just know — this one's for you. Order the pepperoni. 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